Black Eyeliner Hell

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pseudophan:

sorry i know dan and phil and like 95% of the phandom hate the press using them for clicks but i hope it keeps happening forever. this is hysterical. the people magazine twitter account has 7.4 million followers and this is the kind of shit they’re posting about

driftingballoons:

Bad and naughty electric ghosts don’t get to use the mower

souppluto:

realest thing I’ve ever heard recently

depsidase:

ghostiemouse:

puppygirllaika:

animentality:

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year

WASHINGTON, DC—The National Anti- Quartering Association, America’s foremost Third Amendment rights group, held its annual gala in Washingto

The Onion

ninjasmudge:

ninjasmudge:

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

I feel like people respond better to general life advice when it is provided in meme form, so here’s a very important message for y'all:

If your “all queerfolk welcome” gathering has no trans women (especially if you invited some trans women) you should be reflecting on why there aren’t any trans women there.

Too good to leave in the tags because this is absolutely correct:

thehealingsystem:

it’s just crazy to me that no matter how much an american seems to be aware of the atrocities the country has committed we still can’t get these people to actually be against it. it doesn’t matter if people know i’m native american why don’t I stand for the flag. what is your reason. I don’t see any reason not to stand what part of the pledge is the problem? maybe you can stand for this part of the pledge. you at least have the stand for the moment of silence which i’m gonna pretend isn’t for our international war criminals. everyone around me is just like this. there’s no actual anti-americanist backbone in anyone’s body

tel-avicii:

b0nkcreat:

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week